<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182</id><updated>2011-12-24T00:26:20.291-05:00</updated><category term='Holidays'/><category term='Personal'/><category term='You&apos;re A Riot'/><category term='Nature'/><category term='Art + Design'/><category term='University'/><category term='Four Seasons'/><category term='Travel'/><category term='Family'/><category term='NYC'/><category term='Music'/><category term='Food'/><category term='Fashion'/><category term='Adorbz'/><category term='Hippy'/><category term='Amigos'/><category term='Geekery'/><title type='text'>SARCASM FOR BREAKFAST</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>255</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1354201456751277599</id><published>2011-12-24T00:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-24T00:26:20.298-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Four Seasons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://distilleryimage11.instagram.com/0db8e8762dac11e19896123138142014_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://distilleryimage11.instagram.com/0db8e8762dac11e19896123138142014_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;West 113th Street and Riverside Drive&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Manhattan has been amazingly beautiful lately. It doesn't hurt that, aside from&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;the&amp;nbsp;occasional cold winds, the weather has been equally perfect. I wore a&amp;nbsp;sweater&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;outside&amp;nbsp;the&amp;nbsp;other day. A sweater! And no jacket! Bless you, Mother Nature.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;But for now, I'm off to catch a train to celebrate Christmas with my family and my fiance.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Wishing you and yours a wonderful and happy holidays!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1354201456751277599?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1354201456751277599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1354201456751277599&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1354201456751277599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1354201456751277599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/12/west-113th-street-and-riverside-drive.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-5172474194045137441</id><published>2011-11-23T18:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-23T18:00:04.994-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://distilleryimage8.instagram.com/a4aaea0a12e411e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://distilleryimage8.instagram.com/a4aaea0a12e411e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/aa94f43a12fb11e19896123138142014_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/aa94f43a12fb11e19896123138142014_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/ff02c68c131911e1abb01231381b65e3_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/ff02c68c131911e1abb01231381b65e3_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Images from a day at the &lt;a href="http://www.newmuseum.org/"&gt;New Museum&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I can't believe you didn't think we'd go to a museum that has a two-story slide and carousel installation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;It's like you don't even know me!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-5172474194045137441?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/5172474194045137441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=5172474194045137441&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5172474194045137441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5172474194045137441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/11/images-from-day-at-new-museum-i-cant.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1512690158328523885</id><published>2011-11-22T08:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-23T09:48:52.131-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bpPoRPp0asM/TsvLc788zdI/AAAAAAAABDI/t2lzX64TXdY/s1600/DUMBO.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="345" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bpPoRPp0asM/TsvLc788zdI/AAAAAAAABDI/t2lzX64TXdY/s640/DUMBO.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://derrellsaw.tumblr.com/post/13112616061/i-got-engaged-this-past-weekend-fyi"&gt;DUMBO&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;It always seems like there are endless ways to write about typical occurrences; there are those strangers on the subway, the man who is perpetually on the stoop and tells you how to survive the neighborhood, and that weekend you spent the bulk of your afternoon in one room at the Met reading every single placard. Those are easy! Those I was prepared for! Those are the kind of things you grow up being able to write!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was not, however, prepared for how to explain the weekend you spent celebrating your boyfriend's birthday that turned into the weekend you spent celebrating your &lt;i&gt;fiancé's&lt;/i&gt; birthday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet, I AM GETTING MARRIED.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://derrellsaw.tumblr.com/"&gt;This person&lt;/a&gt; who's been making cameos here for several months is, as you probably guessed the first time, my boyfriend. He regularly indulges my obsessive love of gourmet pizza, is patient when I am always ten minutes late to everything, and understands the importance of having a dog as soon as possible. And now we are getting married.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1512690158328523885?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1512690158328523885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1512690158328523885&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1512690158328523885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1512690158328523885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/11/dumbo.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bpPoRPp0asM/TsvLc788zdI/AAAAAAAABDI/t2lzX64TXdY/s72-c/DUMBO.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-9005712532310097827</id><published>2011-11-02T17:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-23T09:48:30.800-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>A Year In Review</title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WVCBdFJPJ7s/TrGtnPnv91I/AAAAAAAABCw/360icXmjCG8/s1600/poughkeepsie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="425" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WVCBdFJPJ7s/TrGtnPnv91I/AAAAAAAABCw/360icXmjCG8/s640/poughkeepsie.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Photo from &lt;a href="http://derrellsaw.tumblr.com/"&gt;him&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I suppose the appropriate time for a year-in-review would be January, or at the very least December, but&amp;nbsp;I'm&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;doing&amp;nbsp;it in November — specifically this day in November — for a reason. You see, it's not every&amp;nbsp;year that&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;you&amp;nbsp;take&amp;nbsp;your&amp;nbsp;first adult job and schlep your belongs to a too crowded apartment in New York&amp;nbsp;City. And it's&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;not every year that it&amp;nbsp;has been exactly one year to the date since said move-in. Totally confused yet? Good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-9005712532310097827?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/9005712532310097827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=9005712532310097827&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9005712532310097827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9005712532310097827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/11/year-in-review.html' title='A Year In Review'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WVCBdFJPJ7s/TrGtnPnv91I/AAAAAAAABCw/360icXmjCG8/s72-c/poughkeepsie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7554941326596356071</id><published>2011-10-25T11:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-23T09:48:37.595-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Four Seasons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/22/cf608f269d364fac932ff99cf6640213_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/22/cf608f269d364fac932ff99cf6640213_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/22/92dcf623d2e14042bdc5b3fa8a56cab1_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/22/92dcf623d2e14042bdc5b3fa8a56cab1_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/22/d5b3b83e80a243d48ff2aefaabd23cb9_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/22/d5b3b83e80a243d48ff2aefaabd23cb9_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/23/2322485149c94d9a8b405b9ff847d1bb_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/23/2322485149c94d9a8b405b9ff847d1bb_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/23/d9b3c4be4c2640579cb2bb68e7a14d01_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/23/d9b3c4be4c2640579cb2bb68e7a14d01_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Spring isn't that great. Fall is the best season of all.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;CoatsDonutsApplesPumpkinsLeavesOhMy!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/xBbnY4tXzs8"&gt;Now go listen to this&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;obligatory fall song.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7554941326596356071?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7554941326596356071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=7554941326596356071&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7554941326596356071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7554941326596356071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/10/spring-isnt-that-great.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2904451693590530879</id><published>2011-10-10T23:21:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-10T23:21:20.631-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/08/4a4d6d95063f4d269cab634be1f3068b_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/08/4a4d6d95063f4d269cab634be1f3068b_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;When you ride your bike a lot people start thinking you're "fit."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Just be sure to leave out the part about those long bike rides to Brooklyn ending at&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://piesnthighs.com/index.html"&gt;Pies'n'Thighs&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Because what they don't know can't hurt them.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2904451693590530879?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2904451693590530879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2904451693590530879&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2904451693590530879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2904451693590530879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/10/when-you-ride-your-bike-lot-people.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8401059931471301883</id><published>2011-09-29T12:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-29T14:56:51.325-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bm0N146g6yU/ToSOfPEQQPI/AAAAAAAABCY/Nvr8zuBTzDU/s1600/statenisland.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="409" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bm0N146g6yU/ToSOfPEQQPI/AAAAAAAABCY/Nvr8zuBTzDU/s640/statenisland.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Staten Island//Manhattan&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;I feel like I've figured out my staples over the last few months. Those things that start as random occurrences, turn into habits, and the next thing you know your coworkers are all, WAIT, you actually have hair?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hair in ever-frizzy bun? Check.&lt;br /&gt;Pearl earrings? Check.&lt;br /&gt;Chambray shirt? Check.&lt;br /&gt;My favorite pair of glasses (from &lt;a href="http://spexclub.com/index.php/women/hobbs-clear-grey.html"&gt;Spexclub&lt;/a&gt;)?&amp;nbsp;Check.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clearly it's a lot easier being me than you thought.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://derrellsaw.tumblr.com/post/10793148569/and-thats-her"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Photo of me by him, of course.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8401059931471301883?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8401059931471301883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8401059931471301883&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8401059931471301883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8401059931471301883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/09/on-staten-islandmanhattan-behind-i-feel.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bm0N146g6yU/ToSOfPEQQPI/AAAAAAAABCY/Nvr8zuBTzDU/s72-c/statenisland.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-784991520217675265</id><published>2011-09-26T08:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-26T15:07:17.731-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bNmQMv8TtrA/ToClXphahWI/AAAAAAAABCU/KozpjBQQoJk/s1600/scrabble.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bNmQMv8TtrA/ToClXphahWI/AAAAAAAABCU/KozpjBQQoJk/s1600/scrabble.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People must imagine some sort of life when they picture New York. They probably think of fancy dinners, fancier dresses, and discussing international politics with your celebrity neighbors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As it turns out, I'm obviously living that life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is, if that life instead included &lt;a href="http://www.westvillenyc.com/"&gt;eating hamburgers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.amnh.org/"&gt;being fake tourists&lt;/a&gt;, and playing Scrabble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Personally, I think I'm on the better end of things.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-784991520217675265?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/784991520217675265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=784991520217675265&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/784991520217675265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/784991520217675265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/09/people-must-imagine-some-sort-of-life.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bNmQMv8TtrA/ToClXphahWI/AAAAAAAABCU/KozpjBQQoJk/s72-c/scrabble.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6970379765089509843</id><published>2011-09-19T19:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-19T19:00:06.228-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>The Great Lady</title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/09/17/0eef7af0d34f41138f32b7a26109da3a_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/09/17/0eef7af0d34f41138f32b7a26109da3a_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Lady Liberty via Instagram&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Weird days are good. And weird. And weird-good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Like the ones without plans. The ones that start slept-in and end late at night,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;with wandering and walking, ferries at sunset, and corn on the cob sandwiched somewhere in between.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;You'll be tired and hungry, but happy as a clam.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6970379765089509843?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6970379765089509843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6970379765089509843&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6970379765089509843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6970379765089509843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/09/great-lady.html' title='The Great Lady'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8994221458042211562</id><published>2011-09-17T10:39:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-20T12:40:26.904-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>The Avenues</title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3QxiJXy6H-w/TnSwsFCSLlI/AAAAAAAABCQ/a-9kSyHFkw4/s1600/tumblr_lrfnm4OJXg1qi6gh2o1_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="417" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3QxiJXy6H-w/TnSwsFCSLlI/AAAAAAAABCQ/a-9kSyHFkw4/s640/tumblr_lrfnm4OJXg1qi6gh2o1_1280.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://derrellsaw.tumblr.com/post/10142325261/dressed-up-in-the-burbz-of-slc"&gt;The Avenues.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;Even&amp;nbsp;if you know only a little about me, you'll also know I lived in Utah for a few years while receiving my undergrad. It's somewhat wild that I managed to stay sane, and it's even wilder to think that I not only survived but truly enjoyed my time there. I studied, I danced, and I even followed certain school traditions (Ahem). Saying that I had—and still have—school spirit would be an understatement, and I'm sure one day all those photos of me with painted blue face and wild outfits will haunt me. Actually, just admitting to them is probably a bad idea. Now you all know, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I digress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I left in a bit of a whirl. I finished graduation, went home to my empty rental house and full-to-the-brim car, and left. I don't even think I changed out of my graduation dress. And you guys, I cried. From my house until about the end of the canyon. It was like I was experiencing the saddest scene from every after-school movie made (the depressing ones, not the ones with drugs and pregnancies). I think I even heard Green Day's "Time of Your Life" as I replayed every memory from college. If I wasn't crying I probably would've laughed at the ridiculous scene that it was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More than anything else, the leaving part, and spending the next few months figuring out my future, left me a little wanting. I guess I thought I needed some closure, some sort of ending, or at least a better one. It was as if I felt Utah owed me something. Like I wanted to her to say, Hey you, get back here for a minute! So I did. It was between the Dominican Republic and its sandy beaches or Utah. And in my infinite wisdom, I picked Utah. And dragged the boyfriend along with me. It's those mountains! Those great friends I have who reside there! They made me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I'm back in my apartment listening to the sounds of my neighbors outside bickering about who left trash on the stoop, and feeling content. I guess I got all the jitters out of my system. I can finally plan that summer vacation without feeling the west tugging at me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8994221458042211562?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8994221458042211562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8994221458042211562&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8994221458042211562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8994221458042211562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/09/avenues.html' title='The Avenues'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3QxiJXy6H-w/TnSwsFCSLlI/AAAAAAAABCQ/a-9kSyHFkw4/s72-c/tumblr_lrfnm4OJXg1qi6gh2o1_1280.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-9073986491189042391</id><published>2011-09-13T16:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-13T16:46:34.316-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>West Country</title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LrVzZ8xLUok/Tm-_aR-X0zI/AAAAAAAABCM/KvOBgEsSSkA/s1600/photo+%252822%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LrVzZ8xLUok/Tm-_aR-X0zI/AAAAAAAABCM/KvOBgEsSSkA/s1600/photo+%252822%2529.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Battle Creek&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6TlqgKLuNsc/Tm-_YAodCyI/AAAAAAAABCE/eMswobCgNNM/s1600/photo+%252820%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6TlqgKLuNsc/Tm-_YAodCyI/AAAAAAAABCE/eMswobCgNNM/s1600/photo+%252820%2529.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Sundance&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fUp_WGdccMg/Tm-_ZHAwS2I/AAAAAAAABCI/ZPHc3Bf2IqM/s1600/photo+%252821%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fUp_WGdccMg/Tm-_ZHAwS2I/AAAAAAAABCI/ZPHc3Bf2IqM/s1600/photo+%252821%2529.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Top o' the Mountains&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--eqDE4YbBZ0/Tm-_Xd9C3mI/AAAAAAAABCA/pAdKjQqstPY/s1600/photo+%252819%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--eqDE4YbBZ0/Tm-_Xd9C3mI/AAAAAAAABCA/pAdKjQqstPY/s1600/photo+%252819%2529.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Nature Time!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-9073986491189042391?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/9073986491189042391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=9073986491189042391&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9073986491189042391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9073986491189042391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/09/battle-creek-sundance-top-o-mountains.html' title='West Country'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LrVzZ8xLUok/Tm-_aR-X0zI/AAAAAAAABCM/KvOBgEsSSkA/s72-c/photo+%252822%2529.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-720172814851574832</id><published>2011-08-30T08:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T22:42:54.779-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I know. I tell you how I like to write, how I really do it from time to time. And I do, I honestly do. I even have things I could tell. You see, I could tell you about finally moving into a new apartment. One without mice and cockroaches, green-haired roommates, and gaping holes in wood floors, and instead with a real kitchen and intact structure. I could write about a super not-so-secret personal project I'm terribly excited about. I could explain &lt;a href="http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/07/america.html"&gt;who he is&lt;/a&gt;. And I could even write a whole diatribe on the last ten months in New York (but would leave out the not-so-distant echoes of gun shots and shady neighborhoods, for the sake of my mother and her sanity).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I will. In time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But for now, rather than that, I'm telling you about this video. Because, although I occasionally forget MTV still exists, Adele makes me glad they still put on the horror show that is the VMAs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"&gt;&lt;embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." flashvars="" height="288" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:684907/cp%7Eid%3D1668979%26vid%3D684907%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A684907" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-720172814851574832?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/720172814851574832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=720172814851574832&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/720172814851574832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/720172814851574832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/08/i-know.html' title=''/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6460175400913786392</id><published>2011-08-25T12:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-19T09:12:06.378-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hippy'/><title type='text'>Bicycles!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I'm proud to present my newest baby.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;After some consideration, I've gone and sold &lt;a href="http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/island-bicycles.html"&gt;my beloved cruiser&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;As it turns out, even with an elevator, a 40-lb bike was still just a little too ridiculous.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;It was so cute! Had a basket! Everyone loved it! But this bike is light and sleek.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;And now I can be all, Oh hey, Street Cred!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MCiOyX7ggz4/TlZqOWZQfpI/AAAAAAAABBw/MyoeaJqCHUA/s1600/bike.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MCiOyX7ggz4/TlZqOWZQfpI/AAAAAAAABBw/MyoeaJqCHUA/s1600/bike.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Like the yarn? Those are what I call I-don't-have-pulls-yet-but-need-to-open-my-dresser.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6460175400913786392?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6460175400913786392/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6460175400913786392&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6460175400913786392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6460175400913786392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/08/bicycles.html' title='Bicycles!'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MCiOyX7ggz4/TlZqOWZQfpI/AAAAAAAABBw/MyoeaJqCHUA/s72-c/bike.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2373248826618704798</id><published>2011-08-23T12:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T22:40:53.049-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Oh Land</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="281" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27855315?title=0&amp;amp;byline=0&amp;amp;portrait=0" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/27855315"&gt;Oh Land - White Nights&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/lawebdecanada"&gt;CANADA&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2373248826618704798?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2373248826618704798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2373248826618704798&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2373248826618704798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2373248826618704798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/08/oh-land.html' title='Oh Land'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7613538985697224113</id><published>2011-08-22T16:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-22T16:36:59.085-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'>Letterpressing and America</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kPa0kJBdHFI/TlKC663HPnI/AAAAAAAABBo/CwE9PyZpaaE/s1600/letterpress.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kPa0kJBdHFI/TlKC663HPnI/AAAAAAAABBo/CwE9PyZpaaE/s400/letterpress.JPG" width="297" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Letterpressin'! In a white knit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last weekend Matthew taught me how to letterpress, a former profession of his, and I subsequently returned to my roots. Not that I have any letterpressing roots, but how can you not feel American and hearty when you're playing with ink and wood type, and everything smells like industry? And we all know the Mormon pioneers were all about industry. And homemade rolls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I rest my case.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7613538985697224113?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7613538985697224113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=7613538985697224113&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7613538985697224113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7613538985697224113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/08/letterpressing-and-america.html' title='Letterpressing and America'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kPa0kJBdHFI/TlKC663HPnI/AAAAAAAABBo/CwE9PyZpaaE/s72-c/letterpress.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1743008138592499235</id><published>2011-08-19T10:20:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-22T12:23:13.798-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><title type='text'>Travel With the Hogwarts Express</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qch6O_8Bz4A/Tk5vkFYrz4I/AAAAAAAABBY/xNAw9q971f4/s1600/for_sale_-_to_print_-_postcard_425x55_-_Hogwarts_Express.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qch6O_8Bz4A/Tk5vkFYrz4I/AAAAAAAABBY/xNAw9q971f4/s640/for_sale_-_to_print_-_postcard_425x55_-_Hogwarts_Express.jpg" width="498" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Hogwarts-inspired travel by &lt;a href="http://www.hadilaksono.com/harry-potter-travel-posters"&gt;Caroline Hadilaksono&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I think anyone would be lying if they said they hadn't at least thought&lt;br /&gt;about how amazing attending Howarts could have been.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/61c52j"&gt;Good thing I actually did&lt;/a&gt;. You didn't know, did you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1743008138592499235?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1743008138592499235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1743008138592499235&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1743008138592499235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1743008138592499235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/08/travel-with-hogwarts-express.html' title='Travel With the Hogwarts Express'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qch6O_8Bz4A/Tk5vkFYrz4I/AAAAAAAABBY/xNAw9q971f4/s72-c/for_sale_-_to_print_-_postcard_425x55_-_Hogwarts_Express.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6981457168730450434</id><published>2011-08-05T08:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T23:06:59.791-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Five Things I Learned on My Trip to West Virginia</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CBhgmgKxey0/TjsEhX0ni0I/AAAAAAAABAk/UPutwYfb-9E/s1600/WV.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CBhgmgKxey0/TjsEhX0ni0I/AAAAAAAABAk/UPutwYfb-9E/s1600/WV.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The view from the lookout at &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_River_Gorge_Bridge"&gt;New River Gorge Bridge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Despite best laid plans and travel routes, you'll probably inadvertently set your GPS to "Avoid Toll Roads" and take a detour through the depths of America. (Hey you, New Jersey!) It'll probably also take about two hours before you realize and start silently praying for a highway! An interstate! For all that is good in the world, anything without red lights!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. I used to find it odd that European tourists come en masse to sightsee around Harlem on Sunday mornings. Then I went on a Sunday drive around the "real" West Virginia with a genuine local. Or, Jeff's Terrific Tour o' Trailers! Suddenly those tourists and I have a lot in common.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. West Virginia really hates Ohio. Don't ask about it either. Although Ohio has a cool zoo with roaming kangaroos and I didn't see any kangaroos on my weekend in WV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Three words: Acid Washed Denim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.&amp;nbsp;Even with its insane ratio of Cracker Barrel's to residents, West Virginia isn't so bad. In fact, it's downright pretty.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6981457168730450434?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6981457168730450434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6981457168730450434&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6981457168730450434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6981457168730450434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/08/five-things-i-learned-on-my-trip-to.html' title='Five Things I Learned on My Trip to West Virginia'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CBhgmgKxey0/TjsEhX0ni0I/AAAAAAAABAk/UPutwYfb-9E/s72-c/WV.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-3710716855799805012</id><published>2011-08-03T17:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-03T19:12:47.683-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>WOODKID</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;An epic piece of music deserves an equally epic video.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="314" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vSkb0kDacjs?rel=0" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;"Iron" — WOODKID&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-3710716855799805012?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/3710716855799805012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=3710716855799805012&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3710716855799805012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3710716855799805012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/08/woodkid.html' title='WOODKID'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/vSkb0kDacjs/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1817250124461001958</id><published>2011-07-19T17:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-19T17:45:00.446-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Socks To Be Lonely</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6dDL0-YBvTU/TiSaj7U-B_I/AAAAAAAABAA/DVZl2RoeMnE/s1600/25f387d2cb314e29bc8583a8b4ab182e_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6dDL0-YBvTU/TiSaj7U-B_I/AAAAAAAABAA/DVZl2RoeMnE/s400/25f387d2cb314e29bc8583a8b4ab182e_7.jpg" width="396" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;#Preach &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;As seen on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1817250124461001958?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1817250124461001958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1817250124461001958&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1817250124461001958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1817250124461001958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/07/socks-to-be-lonely.html' title='Socks To Be Lonely'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6dDL0-YBvTU/TiSaj7U-B_I/AAAAAAAABAA/DVZl2RoeMnE/s72-c/25f387d2cb314e29bc8583a8b4ab182e_7.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-9036832147258686590</id><published>2011-07-18T17:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-18T17:30:00.230-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adorbz'/><title type='text'>Illustrated Grammar</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pL_Ir2fpbhw/TiRcOpg_ZlI/AAAAAAAAA_8/GVazm5QPQNw/s1600/misspelling_justposter_large.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pL_Ir2fpbhw/TiRcOpg_ZlI/AAAAAAAAA_8/GVazm5QPQNw/s400/misspelling_justposter_large.jpg" width="383" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/grammar-pack"&gt;Poster from The Oatmeal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Yes, please.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-9036832147258686590?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/9036832147258686590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=9036832147258686590&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9036832147258686590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9036832147258686590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/07/illustrated-grammar.html' title='Illustrated Grammar'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pL_Ir2fpbhw/TiRcOpg_ZlI/AAAAAAAAA_8/GVazm5QPQNw/s72-c/misspelling_justposter_large.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-5045802600568472841</id><published>2011-07-10T17:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T23:06:40.623-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Rockaway</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fmswd9tknWM/ThoUI6uKQ_I/AAAAAAAAA_4/RxpeN7a2hHk/s1600/b7575e47915d48fc8e11e3794aa7de76_7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fmswd9tknWM/ThoUI6uKQ_I/AAAAAAAAA_4/RxpeN7a2hHk/s1600/b7575e47915d48fc8e11e3794aa7de76_7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rockaway Beach, NY&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;It's amazing where a MetroCard can take you these days.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-5045802600568472841?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/5045802600568472841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=5045802600568472841&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5045802600568472841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5045802600568472841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/07/rockaway.html' title='Rockaway'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fmswd9tknWM/ThoUI6uKQ_I/AAAAAAAAA_4/RxpeN7a2hHk/s72-c/b7575e47915d48fc8e11e3794aa7de76_7.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2459843731937828050</id><published>2011-07-06T19:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T23:16:21.619-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>A Weekend in Review</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DK1q8XDHtOA/ThBuRTYpA9I/AAAAAAAAA9U/lYqMAiaYV_w/s1600/IMG_0349.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DK1q8XDHtOA/ThBuRTYpA9I/AAAAAAAAA9U/lYqMAiaYV_w/s1600/IMG_0349.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;The Little Red Lighthouse + GWB&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_umRua8Js58/ThBuSLS4PhI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/GPUQ_aHkYCI/s1600/IMG_0363.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_umRua8Js58/ThBuSLS4PhI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/GPUQ_aHkYCI/s1600/IMG_0363.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Haverstraw, NY&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m-xiCKlrP1U/ThBuTDO8XEI/AAAAAAAAA9c/6HDSBDPhT5w/s1600/IMG_0364.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m-xiCKlrP1U/ThBuTDO8XEI/AAAAAAAAA9c/6HDSBDPhT5w/s1600/IMG_0364.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Poor life choices were made here (Yes you, Mr. Arnold.)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FCMcqUL5mhw/ThBuUcQHt4I/AAAAAAAAA9g/isbRAms5O4k/s1600/IMG_0365.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FCMcqUL5mhw/ThBuUcQHt4I/AAAAAAAAA9g/isbRAms5O4k/s1600/IMG_0365.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Graffiti Camping by the Hudson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2459843731937828050?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2459843731937828050/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2459843731937828050&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2459843731937828050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2459843731937828050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/07/weekend-in-review.html' title='A Weekend in Review'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DK1q8XDHtOA/ThBuRTYpA9I/AAAAAAAAA9U/lYqMAiaYV_w/s72-c/IMG_0349.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8634731526633561451</id><published>2011-07-05T08:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-05T16:29:29.972-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'>AMERICA</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Nm3PvpkyGEk/ThNxgK552SI/AAAAAAAAA9k/mI5kcRW6W6o/s1600/americuh.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="297" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Nm3PvpkyGEk/ThNxgK552SI/AAAAAAAAA9k/mI5kcRW6W6o/s400/americuh.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(iPhone rooftop photo, twenty floors up.) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Happy Fourth of July, America. I think you're great.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(And watching fireworks in your honor from a&lt;br /&gt;rooftop along the Hudson isn't half bad either.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8634731526633561451?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8634731526633561451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8634731526633561451&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8634731526633561451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8634731526633561451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/07/america.html' title='AMERICA'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Nm3PvpkyGEk/ThNxgK552SI/AAAAAAAAA9k/mI5kcRW6W6o/s72-c/americuh.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7765737281203163192</id><published>2011-07-02T12:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-02T12:00:02.952-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Cry Me a River</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DXg6UB9Qk0o" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;From when music was &lt;i&gt;music&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(Thanks, Kayla.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7765737281203163192?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7765737281203163192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=7765737281203163192&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7765737281203163192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7765737281203163192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/07/cry-me-river.html' title='Cry Me a River'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/DXg6UB9Qk0o/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-3590205017767135185</id><published>2011-06-29T20:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T23:17:33.289-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Mirror Image</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2MIpE9D3OtQ/TgjyISTnzmI/AAAAAAAAA9M/gEUpDhnGCTE/s1600/harlemdoors.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2MIpE9D3OtQ/TgjyISTnzmI/AAAAAAAAA9M/gEUpDhnGCTE/s1600/harlemdoors.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;These apartments sit in between a food chain location and local store.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Sandwiched somewhere between Corporate America and the American Dream.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-3590205017767135185?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/3590205017767135185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=3590205017767135185&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3590205017767135185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3590205017767135185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/mirror-image.html' title='Mirror Image'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2MIpE9D3OtQ/TgjyISTnzmI/AAAAAAAAA9M/gEUpDhnGCTE/s72-c/harlemdoors.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6075757038876435585</id><published>2011-06-27T20:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-01T13:54:12.767-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Island Bicycles</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DohBQh3kUdc/TgisMlGtUHI/AAAAAAAAA88/NYeegdws2mg/s1600/tumblr_lnegi9SS551qi6gh2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="252" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DohBQh3kUdc/TgisMlGtUHI/AAAAAAAAA88/NYeegdws2mg/s400/tumblr_lnegi9SS551qi6gh2.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Photo from &lt;a href="http://derrellsaw.tumblr.com/post/6936963362"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, obvi.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Click above for a bigger image. And so you can see my hot bod. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6075757038876435585?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6075757038876435585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6075757038876435585&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6075757038876435585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6075757038876435585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/island-bicycles.html' title='Island Bicycles'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DohBQh3kUdc/TgisMlGtUHI/AAAAAAAAA88/NYeegdws2mg/s72-c/tumblr_lnegi9SS551qi6gh2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8684627043950571143</id><published>2011-06-27T19:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-27T19:00:02.195-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Amigos'/><title type='text'>Getting Older, Getting Old</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SkIWDKEg8Eg/TgjuDbDcvmI/AAAAAAAAA9A/aH9z-JqVY1E/s1600/photo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SkIWDKEg8Eg/TgjuDbDcvmI/AAAAAAAAA9A/aH9z-JqVY1E/s400/photo.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C7KvNtYM3Gc/TgjuE4rkGZI/AAAAAAAAA9E/C81LoX13Hb0/s1600/photo%25282%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C7KvNtYM3Gc/TgjuE4rkGZI/AAAAAAAAA9E/C81LoX13Hb0/s400/photo%25282%2529.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vxA_JJS0DUE/Tgjwp0xDY7I/AAAAAAAAA9I/uVVu_fpkvA0/s1600/cake.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vxA_JJS0DUE/Tgjwp0xDY7I/AAAAAAAAA9I/uVVu_fpkvA0/s400/cake.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;It was my birthday. (So young! So old!) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;We went &lt;a href="http://www.govisland.com/html/home/home.shtml"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; for &lt;a href="http://govislandblog.com/2011/06/20/take-a-trip-to-the-1920s-this-weekend/"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;. I fell in love with the Hudson again.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I ate cake and napped in Central Park.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I decided birthdays spent in 20s style are far superior than the rest.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8684627043950571143?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8684627043950571143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8684627043950571143&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8684627043950571143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8684627043950571143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/getting-older-getting-old.html' title='Getting Older, Getting Old'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SkIWDKEg8Eg/TgjuDbDcvmI/AAAAAAAAA9A/aH9z-JqVY1E/s72-c/photo.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8703463183995303864</id><published>2011-06-20T19:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-20T19:00:05.020-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Home Sweet Home</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JBsPnCxuhxs/Tf9zBYvYVjI/AAAAAAAAA8o/r0z5-dhmkKI/s1600/PABT.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JBsPnCxuhxs/Tf9zBYvYVjI/AAAAAAAAA8o/r0z5-dhmkKI/s400/PABT.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Port Authority&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;After a weekend spent with ten hours on buses, a bunch of subway rides,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;and time away from the city, it feels so good to be home.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(Even if home means a hot apartment with friendly cockroaches.)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8703463183995303864?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8703463183995303864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8703463183995303864&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8703463183995303864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8703463183995303864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/home-sweet-home.html' title='Home Sweet Home'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JBsPnCxuhxs/Tf9zBYvYVjI/AAAAAAAAA8o/r0z5-dhmkKI/s72-c/PABT.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6271595444424054222</id><published>2011-06-13T19:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-13T19:13:21.136-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Upstate Instagrams</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I02DMHkeMXA/TfaUPKgcKFI/AAAAAAAAA8I/faYYO4VtERo/s1600/IMG_0298.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I02DMHkeMXA/TfaUPKgcKFI/AAAAAAAAA8I/faYYO4VtERo/s400/IMG_0298.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Palmyra, NY&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MpTmK2vrhUQ/TfaUYgk16fI/AAAAAAAAA8M/rChlWmM6CmE/s1600/IMG_0299.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MpTmK2vrhUQ/TfaUYgk16fI/AAAAAAAAA8M/rChlWmM6CmE/s400/IMG_0299.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Antique Shop Grammar&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(Also, great antique shops in Palmyra. Who knew?)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GOppwjLg5C4/TfaUcqbSqCI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/N3lr4eUWfFM/s1600/IMG_0300.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GOppwjLg5C4/TfaUcqbSqCI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/N3lr4eUWfFM/s400/IMG_0300.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Lake Canandaigua&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-isGahtElCHA/TfaUi86DpsI/AAAAAAAAA8U/zDg2lI4MdGY/s1600/IMG_0306.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-isGahtElCHA/TfaUi86DpsI/AAAAAAAAA8U/zDg2lI4MdGY/s400/IMG_0306.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;End of the Bridge at Niagara Falls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;New York was too much, what with its heat waves and crowded sidewalks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;So we took a train, and then a car, and drove until Canada.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(Not having your passports means Canada is the end of the adventure.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Unfortunately, the weekend ended and we had to come back.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6271595444424054222?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6271595444424054222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6271595444424054222&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6271595444424054222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6271595444424054222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/upstate-instagrams.html' title='Upstate Instagrams'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I02DMHkeMXA/TfaUPKgcKFI/AAAAAAAAA8I/faYYO4VtERo/s72-c/IMG_0298.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8619989897325964682</id><published>2011-06-09T18:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-09T18:30:00.661-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Amigos'/><title type='text'>W'Burg</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Wednesday Nights in Brooklyn&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://ow.ly/5e3Ji"&gt;Thai Food&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://thaoandmirah.com/"&gt;Thao &amp;amp; Mirah&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://krs5rc.com/krs/bands/thaomirah/audio/Eleven.mp3"&gt;Dancing on the Sidelines&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Two-Hour Train Rides Home&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Oh Hey, We're Neighbors&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Sleepy Thursday Mornings.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8619989897325964682?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8619989897325964682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8619989897325964682&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8619989897325964682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8619989897325964682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/wburg.html' title='W&apos;Burg'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2625398083160724470</id><published>2011-06-05T19:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-06T00:11:15.291-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Coney Island</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tFphaLlC5BY/TexS_M08DgI/AAAAAAAAA8E/1temUsMRIro/s1600/IMG_0294.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tFphaLlC5BY/TexS_M08DgI/AAAAAAAAA8E/1temUsMRIro/s400/IMG_0294.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Get your thrills at Coney Island.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Get your sunburn there, too.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2625398083160724470?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2625398083160724470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2625398083160724470&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2625398083160724470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2625398083160724470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/06/coney-island.html' title='Coney Island'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tFphaLlC5BY/TexS_M08DgI/AAAAAAAAA8E/1temUsMRIro/s72-c/IMG_0294.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2191667139619272480</id><published>2011-05-30T17:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-30T17:26:42.686-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Memorial Day, 2011</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BQ2j_Q-JhPQ/TeQI9Aa9lKI/AAAAAAAAA78/XeTzm4MJOag/s1600/IMG_0281.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BQ2j_Q-JhPQ/TeQI9Aa9lKI/AAAAAAAAA78/XeTzm4MJOag/s400/IMG_0281.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BS70up8f0Uw/TeQI-EB8-kI/AAAAAAAAA8A/sCL1DkPiYKY/s1600/IMG_0282.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BS70up8f0Uw/TeQI-EB8-kI/AAAAAAAAA8A/sCL1DkPiYKY/s400/IMG_0282.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Sol LeWitt installation at City Hall Park&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Happy (&lt;i&gt;lost my keys, found my keys, brunch at The Standard Grill,&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;City Hall Park, NY is too humid, TriBeCa wandering&lt;/i&gt;) Memorial Day.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2191667139619272480?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2191667139619272480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2191667139619272480&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2191667139619272480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2191667139619272480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/05/memorial-day-2011.html' title='Memorial Day, 2011'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BQ2j_Q-JhPQ/TeQI9Aa9lKI/AAAAAAAAA78/XeTzm4MJOag/s72-c/IMG_0281.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1994344152554920404</id><published>2011-05-28T15:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-28T15:56:17.814-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Running in the Park</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LUhoG9Byjsc/TeFSZlPPwRI/AAAAAAAAA74/1IuoKzoyU80/s1600/cp_528.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LUhoG9Byjsc/TeFSZlPPwRI/AAAAAAAAA74/1IuoKzoyU80/s400/cp_528.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I'll go ahead and say the backdrop for my summertime running is number one.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;NUMBAH ONE.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1994344152554920404?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1994344152554920404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1994344152554920404&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1994344152554920404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1994344152554920404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/05/running-in-park.html' title='Running in the Park'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LUhoG9Byjsc/TeFSZlPPwRI/AAAAAAAAA74/1IuoKzoyU80/s72-c/cp_528.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-4156906999082860445</id><published>2011-05-20T18:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-20T18:00:04.386-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Junip</title><content type='html'>In an ironic turn of events, just after posting last about José González, I found out he'd be playing with Junip at The Bowery Ballroom. This week. As in yesterday. The fates! They love me again!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All geriatric inhibitions about the late night were put aside and we went. I would pretend to write about how amazing it was, and how &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/lpoxKM"&gt;hearing them play from a cozy table on the balcony&lt;/a&gt; was a spiritual experience, but I'm sure I wouldn't do it justice. So just listen instead, oui?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="314" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BYB0iEiOuzs" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-4156906999082860445?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/4156906999082860445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=4156906999082860445&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4156906999082860445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4156906999082860445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/05/junip.html' title='Junip'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/BYB0iEiOuzs/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7844320135729203136</id><published>2011-05-16T17:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-16T17:45:00.244-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>José González</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eGQDEFHYx0o" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This song, it never gets old. Never ever.&lt;br /&gt;Other things that never get old? &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/iGSgv8"&gt;Bicycle rides through CP&lt;/a&gt;, with a new bike basket in tow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7844320135729203136?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7844320135729203136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=7844320135729203136&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7844320135729203136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7844320135729203136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/05/jose-gonzalez.html' title='José González'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/eGQDEFHYx0o/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-4354983278714884630</id><published>2011-05-14T08:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-14T08:54:58.602-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Evi Lemberger</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-APguEUxIA3o/Tc53Er-3V5I/AAAAAAAAA7U/Xmlj5AGwj5w/s1600/street+8th+may+292+35022.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-APguEUxIA3o/Tc53Er-3V5I/AAAAAAAAA7U/Xmlj5AGwj5w/s400/street+8th+may+292+35022.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Photo by &lt;a href="http://evilemberger.co.uk/"&gt;Evi Lemberger&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Sunday afternoon beach picnic in Far Rockaway.&lt;br /&gt;(Which is, not unsurprisingly, very far).&lt;br /&gt;And an encounter with &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/lSdPPY"&gt;Evi&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;(We taught her about &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/#!/_bonjour"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt;, and she told us about being normal.)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-4354983278714884630?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/4354983278714884630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=4354983278714884630&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4354983278714884630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4354983278714884630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/05/evi-lemberger.html' title='Evi Lemberger'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-APguEUxIA3o/Tc53Er-3V5I/AAAAAAAAA7U/Xmlj5AGwj5w/s72-c/street+8th+may+292+35022.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-3450737659899894561</id><published>2011-05-09T17:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-09T17:30:00.600-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Milo Greene</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="314" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NUazz0gML00" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-3450737659899894561?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/3450737659899894561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=3450737659899894561&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3450737659899894561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3450737659899894561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/05/milo-greene.html' title='Milo Greene'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/NUazz0gML00/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7710316173859929141</id><published>2011-05-06T17:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-07T09:57:40.056-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Atlantic City</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qoqudn6IUD4/TcVNlNKKs-I/AAAAAAAAA7A/Dr1i6bJMXtA/s1600/IMG_0212.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qoqudn6IUD4/TcVNlNKKs-I/AAAAAAAAA7A/Dr1i6bJMXtA/s400/IMG_0212.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L5OokqGt2w0/TcVNl5wZDwI/AAAAAAAAA7E/hmVsaA4XwWw/s1600/IMG_0222.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L5OokqGt2w0/TcVNl5wZDwI/AAAAAAAAA7E/hmVsaA4XwWw/s400/IMG_0222.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9eqT-SiSRTk/TcVNmgHkyxI/AAAAAAAAA7I/D8JO6RtYrL8/s1600/IMG_0224.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 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/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Atlantic City, a land of funnel cake and deep-fried Snickers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7710316173859929141?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7710316173859929141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=7710316173859929141&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7710316173859929141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7710316173859929141'/><link 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type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Eastern State Penitentiary&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Philadelphia, PA&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iwA1a5xZkac/TbwBYRji15I/AAAAAAAAA54/vsq82RN3Vgc/s1600/photo+%25286%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h8OvEIdOc2g/TbwBZg1-XII/AAAAAAAAA58/kz6HEg1wmkM/s1600/photo+%25287%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h8OvEIdOc2g/TbwBZg1-XII/AAAAAAAAA58/kz6HEg1wmkM/s400/photo+%25287%2529.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2664001602135165018</id><published>2011-04-18T17:30:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2011-05-26T10:38:35.423-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Sunday in the City</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4NSmN8vtoiU/Tax3vgTq9cI/AAAAAAAAA5w/yFkFwgIupVM/s1600/tumblr_ljtp2vVMBz1qi6gh2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="266" 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/&gt;I've started doing it again, that thing where I post videos and then some of you whine about it.&lt;br /&gt;Well, you'll have to deal with it. At least for today.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-5667248533776495193?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/5667248533776495193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=5667248533776495193&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5667248533776495193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5667248533776495193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/04/coeur-de-pirate.html' title='Coeur de pirate'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-3310739875354231958</id><published>2011-04-06T17:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-06T17:30:01.210-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Lykke Li</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K3P2o5gryfs" title="YouTube video player" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Li'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/K3P2o5gryfs/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-4861666550485531897</id><published>2011-03-24T22:10:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-29T14:53:57.630-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Justin Townes Earle</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5LLqFF89UtU" title="YouTube video player" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lately, the amount of country music I've been listening to&amp;nbsp;has increased quite a bit.&lt;br /&gt;I'll let you know when I figure out why.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-4861666550485531897?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/4861666550485531897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=4861666550485531897&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4861666550485531897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4861666550485531897'/><link 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type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Nx0LeijUqEE/TYdCvWB8wNI/AAAAAAAAA5U/R4_2sQRBSCw/s1600/photo+%25284%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="390" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Nx0LeijUqEE/TYdCvWB8wNI/AAAAAAAAA5U/R4_2sQRBSCw/s400/photo+%25284%2529.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;My love, CP&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7033779639904266784?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Nx0LeijUqEE/TYdCvWB8wNI/AAAAAAAAA5U/R4_2sQRBSCw/s72-c/photo+%25284%2529.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-820596454301117950</id><published>2011-02-28T17:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-03-01T09:19:27.933-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>The Weekend in Review</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;The Metropolitan Museum of Art&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Greek &amp;amp; Roman Art wing&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-4285232071461529106</id><published>2011-02-27T17:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T16:33:48.449-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>The Tents on Broadway</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-p03Da0WD0f0/TWrUhJ64jVI/AAAAAAAAA38/K-fi2DNx-Vs/s1600/IMG_0070.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="390" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-p03Da0WD0f0/TWrUhJ64jVI/AAAAAAAAA38/K-fi2DNx-Vs/s400/IMG_0070.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every Thursday, vendors set up tents along Broadway for the local farmer's market.&lt;br /&gt;For me, that means a lunchtime walk, and $1.75 well-spent on the only apple cake I've had that rivals the infamous German apple cake my family knows so well.&lt;br /&gt;Yes, world. It was &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; good.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-4285232071461529106?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/4285232071461529106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=4285232071461529106&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4285232071461529106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4285232071461529106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/02/tents-on-broadway.html' title='The Tents on Broadway'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-p03Da0WD0f0/TWrUhJ64jVI/AAAAAAAAA38/K-fi2DNx-Vs/s72-c/IMG_0070.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-4871520489026746095</id><published>2011-02-23T22:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-02-23T22:42:31.503-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Koronet Pizza</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Today I learned a valuable lesson.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(Occasionally, leaving the office for lunch will do that to you.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qbgtbYPs1SM/TWXMHpcTqvI/AAAAAAAAA34/wqwP4qpBNAU/s1600/photo-1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="390" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qbgtbYPs1SM/TWXMHpcTqvI/AAAAAAAAA34/wqwP4qpBNAU/s400/photo-1.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/koronet-pizza-new-york"&gt;Koronet Pizza&lt;/a&gt; isn't kidding about their jumbo pizza slices.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Not kidding at all.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-4871520489026746095?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/4871520489026746095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=4871520489026746095&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4871520489026746095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4871520489026746095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/02/koronet-pizza.html' title='Koronet Pizza'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qbgtbYPs1SM/TWXMHpcTqvI/AAAAAAAAA34/wqwP4qpBNAU/s72-c/photo-1.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-5244674698722179580</id><published>2011-02-19T11:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-02-19T11:17:04.314-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Four Seasons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Alma Mater</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3BkYEa8-jys/TV_pqMyT6CI/AAAAAAAAA30/y6I9R7KatUQ/s1600/photo+%25281%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="390" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3BkYEa8-jys/TV_pqMyT6CI/AAAAAAAAA30/y6I9R7KatUQ/s400/photo+%25281%2529.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Oh Spring, you're such a tease.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-5244674698722179580?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/5244674698722179580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=5244674698722179580&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5244674698722179580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5244674698722179580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/02/alma-mater.html' title='Alma Mater'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3BkYEa8-jys/TV_pqMyT6CI/AAAAAAAAA30/y6I9R7KatUQ/s72-c/photo+%25281%2529.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2486703697103786221</id><published>2011-02-17T19:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-02-17T19:00:04.393-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'>Somewhere between 'Snow White' and 'O Brother, Where Art Thou'</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qeicSWSub_M/TV1VtA20vdI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/Hagaknhl95I/s1600/photo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="390" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qeicSWSub_M/TV1VtA20vdI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/Hagaknhl95I/s400/photo.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;After dining at &lt;a href="http://www.thecarlyle.com/dine1.cfm"&gt;The Carlyle&lt;/a&gt; last night, and having a &lt;span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="fr"&gt;&lt;span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"&gt;très&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"&gt;délicieux dinner &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;(thank you, &lt;a href="http://www.nycgo.com/restaurantweek/"&gt;Restaurant Week&lt;/a&gt;), I came to the conclusion my love of food doesn't coincide with a love of all things yuppie-related.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;My East Coast upbringing has failed me miserably.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;I guess I'll have to move to Brooklyn after all.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2486703697103786221?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2486703697103786221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2486703697103786221&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2486703697103786221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2486703697103786221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/02/somewhere-between-snow-white-and-o.html' title='Somewhere between &apos;Snow White&apos; and &apos;O Brother, Where Art Thou&apos;'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qeicSWSub_M/TV1VtA20vdI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/Hagaknhl95I/s72-c/photo.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-3603891388708185482</id><published>2011-02-12T15:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-02-12T15:01:52.203-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Home, Sweet Home</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0KFmmdkni-I/TVblgvG5AWI/AAAAAAAAA3M/y-mNgF6bH3g/s1600/photo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="390" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0KFmmdkni-I/TVblgvG5AWI/AAAAAAAAA3M/y-mNgF6bH3g/s400/photo.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Harlem, NYC&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Or, home, sweet home until May&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-3603891388708185482?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/3603891388708185482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=3603891388708185482&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3603891388708185482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3603891388708185482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/02/home-sweet-home.html' title='Home, Sweet Home'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0KFmmdkni-I/TVblgvG5AWI/AAAAAAAAA3M/y-mNgF6bH3g/s72-c/photo.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6507980758597352604</id><published>2011-02-09T18:30:00.012-05:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T18:30:00.570-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><title type='text'>The Splendiferous Array of Culinary Tools</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TVLCjol2qLI/AAAAAAAAA3I/vQxomL4pMm4/s1600/Picture+3.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TVLCjol2qLI/AAAAAAAAA3I/vQxomL4pMm4/s640/Picture+3.png" width="480" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;The Splendiferous Array of Culinary Tools from &lt;a href="http://popchartlab.com/index.php/poster_detail/the_splendiferous_array_of_culinary_tools/"&gt;Pop Chart Lab&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This poster from &lt;a href="http://popchartlab.com/"&gt;Pop Chart Lab&lt;/a&gt; is both beautiful and educational. You'll learn so much about more than one hundred culinary tools! Because that's what you really need in your life! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And did I mention, SO PRETTY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://popchartlab.com/index.php/poster_detail/grand_taxonomy_of_rap_names/"&gt;More from Pop Chart Lab&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6507980758597352604?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6507980758597352604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6507980758597352604&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6507980758597352604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6507980758597352604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/02/splendiferous-array-of-culinary-tools.html' title='The Splendiferous Array of Culinary Tools'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TVLCjol2qLI/AAAAAAAAA3I/vQxomL4pMm4/s72-c/Picture+3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-397501833746502368</id><published>2011-01-26T22:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-26T22:33:59.482-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>'Growing is forever,' they whispered.</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="325" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/18305022" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Growing is Forever via &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/18305022"&gt;Jesse Rosten on Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Occasionally there's a part of me that feels a twinge of longing for living in the mountains (or the Redwoods) again.&lt;br /&gt;But don't tell Manhattan, please. I'm sure she'd be furious if she knew.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-397501833746502368?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/397501833746502368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=397501833746502368&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/397501833746502368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/397501833746502368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/01/growing-is-forever-they-whispered.html' title='&apos;Growing is forever,&apos; they whispered.'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8442644905316560772</id><published>2011-01-15T15:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-15T15:03:00.336-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adorbz'/><title type='text'>Dancers Among Us</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jordanmatter.com/images/galleries/7683-2009-11-08/Selina.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="295" src="http://www.jordanmatter.com/images/galleries/7683-2009-11-08/Selina.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jordanmatter.com/images/galleries/7683-2009-11-08/subway_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="266" src="http://www.jordanmatter.com/images/galleries/7683-2009-11-08/subway_1.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Images via &lt;a href="http://www.jordanmatter.com/"&gt;Jordan Matter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you seen/heard of/read about &lt;a href="http://www.jordanmatter.com/photography/dance-photography/dancers-among-us/"&gt;Dancers Among Us&lt;/a&gt;? The project by photographer Jordan Matter combines the lines and grace of professional dancers with scenes from all over the city.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or in other words, THE JUXTAPOSITION!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8442644905316560772?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8442644905316560772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8442644905316560772&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8442644905316560772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8442644905316560772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/01/dancers-among-us.html' title='Dancers Among Us'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2939361131498135325</id><published>2011-01-12T20:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-12T20:45:57.849-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Four Seasons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>Morning in Morningside Heights</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TS5Xe7rxcKI/AAAAAAAAA2s/OfGLRF4orlM/s1600/IMG00088.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="300" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TS5Xe7rxcKI/AAAAAAAAA2s/OfGLRF4orlM/s400/IMG00088.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I knew moving back there would be snow.&amp;nbsp;But this?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;This is not okay, MOTHER NATURE.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span id="goog_582857018"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="goog_582857019"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2939361131498135325?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2939361131498135325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2939361131498135325&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2939361131498135325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2939361131498135325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/01/morning-in-morningside-heights.html' title='Morning in Morningside Heights'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TS5Xe7rxcKI/AAAAAAAAA2s/OfGLRF4orlM/s72-c/IMG00088.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6506742365693516128</id><published>2011-01-12T20:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-12T20:17:14.526-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>The Morgan Library &amp; Museum</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TS5Rl7UBiZI/AAAAAAAAA2o/ZZM1SHNa05I/s1600/IMG_2555.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TS5Rl7UBiZI/AAAAAAAAA2o/ZZM1SHNa05I/s400/IMG_2555.JPG" width="297" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Look, I'm alive! And I've been frequenting museums.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.themorgan.org/home.asp"&gt;The Morgan Library &amp;amp; Museum&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;has a small exhibit of Degas paintings and sketches, among other things, so you know I was there in just about a heartbeat.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6506742365693516128?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6506742365693516128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6506742365693516128&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6506742365693516128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6506742365693516128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2011/01/morgan-library-museum.html' title='The Morgan Library &amp; Museum'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TS5Rl7UBiZI/AAAAAAAAA2o/ZZM1SHNa05I/s72-c/IMG_2555.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-692881979077269387</id><published>2010-12-25T19:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-25T19:20:12.574-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Four Seasons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'>Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TRaICxREw1I/AAAAAAAAA1g/LBUZILiPjIA/s1600/vintage-christmas-wedding-ideas-09-e1293195875258.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="265" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TRaICxREw1I/AAAAAAAAA1g/LBUZILiPjIA/s400/vintage-christmas-wedding-ideas-09-e1293195875258.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.merrimentevents.com/2010/12/a-holiday-soiree/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Image Via&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope you're all having a lovely and happy Christmas.&amp;nbsp;And I hope you're eating too much food, candy, pie, and all things gluttonous. Mostly so I'm not alone in my overindulgence.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-692881979077269387?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/692881979077269387/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=692881979077269387&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/692881979077269387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/692881979077269387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/12/merry-christmas-to-all-and-to-all-good.html' title='Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TRaICxREw1I/AAAAAAAAA1g/LBUZILiPjIA/s72-c/vintage-christmas-wedding-ideas-09-e1293195875258.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1160769504516642724</id><published>2010-12-21T18:00:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-21T18:00:01.825-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekery'/><title type='text'>Google Demo Slam</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bt9F7tKcZcU?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will never think of PowerPoint in the same way. Ever again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, TECHNOLOGY!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1160769504516642724?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1160769504516642724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1160769504516642724&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1160769504516642724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1160769504516642724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/12/google-demo-slam.html' title='Google Demo Slam'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/bt9F7tKcZcU/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-53328767705431664</id><published>2010-12-19T15:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-19T15:51:14.928-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Four Seasons'/><title type='text'>A Happy Christmas from Burberry</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lYQ9UmDEZuw?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-53328767705431664?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/53328767705431664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=53328767705431664&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/53328767705431664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/53328767705431664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/12/happy-christmas-from-burberry.html' title='A Happy Christmas from Burberry'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/lYQ9UmDEZuw/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2597167682504337043</id><published>2010-12-13T23:40:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-13T23:40:33.803-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Four Seasons'/><title type='text'>Fallulah</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aC1929jbh0E?rel=0" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today marked the first real snow of the season, and yesterday marked the day I finally watched &lt;i&gt;Elf&lt;/i&gt; for the first time since last year. Or in other words, IT'S CHRISTMASTIME PEOPLE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2597167682504337043?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2597167682504337043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2597167682504337043&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2597167682504337043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2597167682504337043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/12/fallulah.html' title='Fallulah'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/aC1929jbh0E/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1573337323685630759</id><published>2010-12-06T23:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-06T23:35:42.826-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><title type='text'>Bag of Hammers</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QXXc25vtuxk" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The wind today was so blustery, I blew away. My neighbors finally found me crying in the alley and returned me to my apartment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did, however, almost lose my bags and scarf to the cruel and cold Winds o' Harlem.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1573337323685630759?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1573337323685630759/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1573337323685630759&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1573337323685630759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1573337323685630759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/12/bag-of-hammers.html' title='Bag of Hammers'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/QXXc25vtuxk/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-6993212732511557825</id><published>2010-11-21T17:42:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-11-21T22:43:33.986-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>The Temper Trap</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vN7HQrgakZU" title="YouTube video player" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been a little bit in love with my mornings, because although I live pretty close to work geographically, it's about a 30-minute commute with the way the subways run. That means if I'm lucky enough to grab a seat I can sit, listen to music, and people watch. Because really, that's the best thing to do when you live in New York City.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And this song has been one of my favorites each morning. It's so ethereal and I can't help but imagine all the people in my car modern dancing around to the music, instead of looking so rushed to get to work.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-6993212732511557825?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/6993212732511557825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=6993212732511557825&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6993212732511557825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/6993212732511557825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/11/temper-trap.html' title='The Temper Trap'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/vN7HQrgakZU/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-4903524537944371343</id><published>2010-11-12T23:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-11-12T23:27:33.922-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><title type='text'>A Move and a Marathon</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;I almost can't believe it's been just less than a month since I posted last, when I told you I'd be gone a&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;little&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;bit longer. I lied. It was going to be a&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;lotta&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;bit longer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"&gt;In the meantime, there have been even more changes than just a career change, including a move. And although the months post-school have been few, I seemed to have forgotten how much fun moving is. Like the&amp;nbsp;fun&amp;nbsp;I had when I had my wisdom teeth removed. Or those weeks I spent with my arms in casts having all that&amp;nbsp;fun. (What, it's suddenly weird to break both your arms at once? I thought it was pretty normal.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"&gt;The good news, however, is I think I'm all major-changed-out. Let's all take a collective sigh.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TN4CUukj5OI/AAAAAAAAA0o/0UdA3C5rrWI/s1600/IMG_2551.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TN4CUukj5OI/AAAAAAAAA0o/0UdA3C5rrWI/s400/IMG_2551.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Jared and me at the ING NYC Marathon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;this past weekend. I obviously didn't&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;run,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;so it was just like a party for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-4903524537944371343?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/4903524537944371343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=4903524537944371343&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4903524537944371343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4903524537944371343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/11/move-and-marathon.html' title='A Move and a Marathon'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TN4CUukj5OI/AAAAAAAAA0o/0UdA3C5rrWI/s72-c/IMG_2551.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1097598643591164044</id><published>2010-10-16T17:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-16T17:39:37.812-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'>You Can't Say I Didn't Warn You</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TLoU9JiZr9I/AAAAAAAAA0g/A7QuX7TsHGA/s1600/cityuws.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TLoU9JiZr9I/AAAAAAAAA0g/A7QuX7TsHGA/s400/cityuws.png" width="398" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/attator/291079205/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;via flickr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;I know I've been almost completely absent this summer, but I have to warn you it may continue for a few more weeks. You see, after looking for more time than I like to admit, I'm quite sure I've found a perfect job. And the best part? They hired me. That's right world, I'm growing up on you!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;So please be patient. I'm not funny or witty when I'm waking up early for work, or busy schlepping myself around looking at a hundred apartments a day in search of the perfect one.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;In the meantime, you might want to prepare for more posts about apartments, trains, panhandlers and New York City than you can fathom. And you better believe we're going to discuss all of that, because that's how much I like you guys.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1097598643591164044?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1097598643591164044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1097598643591164044&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1097598643591164044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1097598643591164044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/10/you-cant-say-i-didnt-warn-you.html' title='You Can&apos;t Say I Didn&apos;t Warn You'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TLoU9JiZr9I/AAAAAAAAA0g/A7QuX7TsHGA/s72-c/cityuws.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-449700807697358394</id><published>2010-09-20T10:44:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-20T10:44:57.477-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adorbz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='You&apos;re A Riot'/><title type='text'>OK Go</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="306" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nHlJODYBLKs" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-449700807697358394?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/449700807697358394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=449700807697358394&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/449700807697358394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/449700807697358394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/ok-go.html' title='OK Go'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/nHlJODYBLKs/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-9103232179433836355</id><published>2010-09-14T14:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T14:55:07.182-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><title type='text'>Anthology Magazine</title><content type='html'>I took an Interior Design computer application course during my final semester at school, and it fully cemented my &lt;i&gt;slight&lt;/i&gt; obsession with tufted couches, settees, and just about any other furniture piece you can think of.&lt;br /&gt;And &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.anthologymag.com/"&gt;Anthology Magazine's&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt; premier issue includes this gorgeous color-pop of a couch. Which I kind of love. Just a bit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TI_ELvmXqOI/AAAAAAAAAz4/vPtWgo9wjnk/s1600/anthmag_yellowcouch.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TI_ELvmXqOI/AAAAAAAAAz4/vPtWgo9wjnk/s400/anthmag_yellowcouch.png" width="352" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Image &lt;a href="http://anthologymag.com/blog3/issues/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-9103232179433836355?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/9103232179433836355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=9103232179433836355&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9103232179433836355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9103232179433836355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/anthology-magazine.html' title='Anthology Magazine'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TI_ELvmXqOI/AAAAAAAAAz4/vPtWgo9wjnk/s72-c/anthmag_yellowcouch.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-5949826565086889026</id><published>2010-09-13T11:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-13T11:02:17.145-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Ben l'Oncle Soul</title><content type='html'>Performing covers of other artist's music can be tricky. As in, "it's tricky how you can sing that wonderful song and make it sound so horrible." Luckily for us, Ben l'Oncle Soul does it well, all while adding a fresh spin to the music.&lt;br /&gt;And did I mention he is French? I think we all know &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fancy_Nancy#Plot_introduction"&gt;somehow who would approve of that&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="400" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UDNG4ewIkXk" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(Embedding was disabled for this song's video, so feel free to watch it on &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4XKNNl31Gc"&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="306" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5_my2K_JEKk" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-5949826565086889026?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/5949826565086889026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=5949826565086889026&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5949826565086889026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5949826565086889026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/ben-loncle-soul.html' title='Ben l&apos;Oncle Soul'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/UDNG4ewIkXk/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-777922309638322199</id><published>2010-09-10T11:20:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-10T11:26:15.121-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Healthy Treat Seems Like An Oxymoron To Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TIpKwSlenEI/AAAAAAAAAzI/gAbeCwVeGuY/s1600/IMG_3909.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TIpKwSlenEI/AAAAAAAAAzI/gAbeCwVeGuY/s400/IMG_3909.JPG" width="346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Rockport, MA, and the giant elephant ear I somehow had all to myself.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sister, Amy, &lt;a href="http://jaredandamelia.blogspot.com/2010/09/im-glad-you-had-birthday-so-we-could.html"&gt;posted some photos&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;she took during our weekend trip to Massachusetts for Dad's big 6-0. And they include this gem, which is even more photographic evidence that despite my best efforts to convince everyone I'm a healthy eater, I have failed miserably.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-777922309638322199?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/777922309638322199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=777922309638322199&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/777922309638322199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/777922309638322199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/healthy-treats-seems-like-oxymoron-to.html' title='Healthy Treat Seems Like An Oxymoron To Me'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TIpKwSlenEI/AAAAAAAAAzI/gAbeCwVeGuY/s72-c/IMG_3909.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2556534920375404854</id><published>2010-09-06T11:00:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-06T11:00:00.165-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adorbz'/><title type='text'>Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="306" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4306i99LMXo" type="text/html" width="500"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2556534920375404854?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2556534920375404854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2556534920375404854&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2556534920375404854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2556534920375404854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/edward-sharpe-and-magnetic-zeros.html' title='Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/4306i99LMXo/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8797568049612696126</id><published>2010-09-03T19:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-03T19:30:15.316-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='You&apos;re A Riot'/><title type='text'>So Long, Sweet Summer</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TIGCbPXfTkI/AAAAAAAAAzA/_ei-_6dXD9w/s1600/AH-Doormat_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="292" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TIGCbPXfTkI/AAAAAAAAAzA/_ei-_6dXD9w/s400/AH-Doormat_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Image via&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://store.theonion.com/product/sometimes-i-feel-like-im-the-only-one-trying-to-ge,265/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;The Onion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Please tell me I'm not the only&amp;nbsp;one&amp;nbsp;in the&amp;nbsp;world who thinks this doormat is great.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm a bit embarrassed to admit I almost forgot it was Labor Day weekend. I was talking to my Mom earlier today, and she mentioned it was a "Skeleton Crew" day at the office, meaning many employees had taken an early weekend. I had to think about why on earth everyone had decided to take an early weekend. Was it a coincidence? Was it planned? Were they all pulling a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JetBlue_Flight_1052"&gt;'Steven Slater?'&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;Had everyone decided to take a trip &lt;i&gt;en mass&lt;/i&gt; to Disney World and NOT INVITE ME? The answer is no, because apparently the summer has come and gone and I'm still trying to convince everyone it's only July.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, in honor of the almost forgotten holiday, I'll be soaking up the last of summer, going out to the &lt;a href="http://www.stormvilleairportfleamarket.com/"&gt;Flea Market&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;and maybe riding my bike.&amp;nbsp;Because that's my favorite thing to do. Going to flea markets. But really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, what are your big plans for the holiday?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8797568049612696126?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8797568049612696126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8797568049612696126&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8797568049612696126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8797568049612696126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/so-long-sweet-summer.html' title='So Long, Sweet Summer'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TIGCbPXfTkI/AAAAAAAAAzA/_ei-_6dXD9w/s72-c/AH-Doormat_400x400_1_jpg_400x400_upscale_q85.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1871854211165279353</id><published>2010-09-02T14:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-02T14:00:04.122-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Ferraby Lionheart</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="306" width="500"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AdjRiQCYaHs?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AdjRiQCYaHs?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="306" width="500"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nGLAIiyt6r4?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1871854211165279353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1871854211165279353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/ferraby-lionheart.html' title='Ferraby Lionheart'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1133296386415659871</id><published>2010-09-01T09:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-01T09:00:07.315-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fashion'/><title type='text'>2010 Emmy Awards</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH1GWLs773I/AAAAAAAAAyw/vYLEDI_QEMA/s1600/msg-12831290811-3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH1GWLs773I/AAAAAAAAAyw/vYLEDI_QEMA/s400/msg-12831290811-3.jpg" width="276" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.celebuzz.com/dianna-agron-2010-emmy-awards-g244861i34955881/"&gt;image&amp;nbsp;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know some people didn't care for &lt;i&gt;Glee's&lt;/i&gt; Dianna Agron's look at the 2010 Emmy Awards, but I died for it. She managed to look glamorous and classic, without making all the lace look matronly.&lt;br /&gt;She also didn't try so hard she ended up looking like a morning-after 80's prom queen, ahem, &lt;a href="http://www.celebuzz.com/naya-rivera-2010-emmy-awards-s244981/"&gt;like someone else she knows&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1133296386415659871?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1133296386415659871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1133296386415659871&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1133296386415659871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1133296386415659871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/09/2010-emmy-awards.html' title='2010 Emmy Awards'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH1GWLs773I/AAAAAAAAAyw/vYLEDI_QEMA/s72-c/msg-12831290811-3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8260901616903064761</id><published>2010-08-31T11:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-31T11:41:46.693-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Whale Watching</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH0iAWhUYCI/AAAAAAAAAyI/myHfdRuq9NE/s1600/IMG_3498.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="267" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH0iAWhUYCI/AAAAAAAAAyI/myHfdRuq9NE/s400/IMG_3498.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH0hqa7RxoI/AAAAAAAAAyA/_tvESQwe-_8/s1600/IMG_3488.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="267" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH0hqa7RxoI/AAAAAAAAAyA/_tvESQwe-_8/s400/IMG_3488.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The trouble with whale watching is now when I see programs on &lt;i&gt;Animal Planet&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i&gt;Discovery&lt;/i&gt; I'm going to be all, Nope, still not as cool as seeing whales IN PERSON.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8260901616903064761?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8260901616903064761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8260901616903064761&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8260901616903064761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8260901616903064761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/08/whale-watching.html' title='Whale Watching'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TH0iAWhUYCI/AAAAAAAAAyI/myHfdRuq9NE/s72-c/IMG_3498.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-908437077639153993</id><published>2010-08-26T14:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-26T14:56:56.079-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><title type='text'>Philadelphia City Hall</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THWGPvnFL_I/AAAAAAAAAxo/O_0O32jqVu8/s1600/IMG_3366.JPG" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="266" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THWGPvnFL_I/AAAAAAAAAxo/O_0O32jqVu8/s400/IMG_3366.JPG" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was in Philadelphia last month for Independence Day, and got to share this amazing dusk-time skyline with the other thousands of tourists cramming the downtown streets to watch fireworks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, this is right out of the camera. So a big shout out to Mother Nature for this one.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-908437077639153993?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/908437077639153993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=908437077639153993&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/908437077639153993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/908437077639153993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/08/philadelphia-city-hall.html' title='Philadelphia City Hall'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THWGPvnFL_I/AAAAAAAAAxo/O_0O32jqVu8/s72-c/IMG_3366.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1337451696159954743</id><published>2010-08-25T08:00:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T08:00:11.798-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Mumford + Sons</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="306" width="500"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I_Od0PJp6GI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I_Od0PJp6GI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1337451696159954743?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1337451696159954743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1337451696159954743&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1337451696159954743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1337451696159954743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/08/mumford-sons.html' title='Mumford + Sons'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-3263765741869875079</id><published>2010-08-24T14:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-24T14:25:10.811-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adorbz'/><title type='text'>Dressing Up Cats</title><content type='html'>Why is the world so obsessed with dressing up cats? Why am I so obsessed with the world's obsession with dressing up cats?&lt;br /&gt;I don't know (but SO CUTE).&amp;nbsp;Another item to be added to the list of life's great unanswered questions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THQNLCHPdvI/AAAAAAAAAxI/fGH6cM7wHXs/s1600/united-bamboo-cat-calendar-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="262" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THQNLCHPdvI/AAAAAAAAAxI/fGH6cM7wHXs/s400/united-bamboo-cat-calendar-2.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THQNOd9B4FI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/wDix2M5JDMk/s1600/united-bamboo-cat-calendar-4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="262" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THQNOd9B4FI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/wDix2M5JDMk/s400/united-bamboo-cat-calendar-4.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THQNQeQ4txI/AAAAAAAAAxY/jZ6jcWzMXrw/s1600/united-bamboo-cat-calendar-3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="261" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THQNQeQ4txI/AAAAAAAAAxY/jZ6jcWzMXrw/s400/united-bamboo-cat-calendar-3.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.style.com/stylefile/2010/08/here-come-the-calendar-cats/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;via styledotcom&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-3263765741869875079?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/3263765741869875079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=3263765741869875079&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3263765741869875079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3263765741869875079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/08/dressing-up-cats.html' title='Dressing Up Cats'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THQNLCHPdvI/AAAAAAAAAxI/fGH6cM7wHXs/s72-c/united-bamboo-cat-calendar-2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-3043354282426250259</id><published>2010-08-23T02:45:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T16:42:59.854-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'>Needs and Wants</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THIaYVGbtCI/AAAAAAAAAvc/ttfrb3x1wsI/glamourai_jollygreen4w.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 356px;" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THIaYVGbtCI/AAAAAAAAAvc/ttfrb3x1wsI/glamourai_jollygreen4w.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#0000EE;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theglamourai.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;via&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#0000EE;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;I need a haircut. Ahem, I guess I technically &lt;i&gt;want&lt;/i&gt; one, but either way, it has to be done. It's like I forgot the lesson I learned a few years ago, the one where I really don't look too cute with long hair, and have to keep reminding myself time after time. And in some alternate universe I would cut it &lt;i&gt;very&lt;/i&gt; short, like this. That's also the universe where I wouldn't be too chicken to do it. And the one where I have a job and am not an unemployed recent graduate.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-3043354282426250259?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/3043354282426250259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=3043354282426250259&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3043354282426250259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/3043354282426250259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/08/needs-and-wants.html' title='Needs and Wants'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/THIaYVGbtCI/AAAAAAAAAvc/ttfrb3x1wsI/s72-c/glamourai_jollygreen4w.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1453609326370984569</id><published>2010-08-21T11:09:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-21T11:12:01.288-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Heathers</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/5229182" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/5229182"&gt;Heathers - Waiter&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/ifyoumakeit"&gt;If You Make It&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1453609326370984569?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1453609326370984569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1453609326370984569&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1453609326370984569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1453609326370984569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/08/heathers.html' title='Heathers'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-881265563666497039</id><published>2010-08-14T23:24:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-22T22:06:23.532-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>And then my mind exploded.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JNUTYHJrutw?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JNUTYHJrutw?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;What? I'm alive? I moved across the country? I saw three nuns rollerblading? Yes, yes and I WISH I HAD A CAMERA TO GIVE YOU THE PROOF.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/953625496/mashup-of-the-day-the-smells-like-teen-spirit"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;via&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-881265563666497039?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/881265563666497039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=881265563666497039&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/881265563666497039'/><link 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=70176577838844985&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/70176577838844985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/70176577838844985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/07/typical-day-on-6.html' title='A Typical Day on The 6'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-4831631385187066031</id><published>2010-07-11T20:47:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T11:54:26.230-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><title type='text'>A Modern Family Tree</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/25023461/300.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 233px;" src="http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/25023461/300.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1967065/300.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 233px;" src="http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1967065/300.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's a family tree, but better. Way Better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.stephmodo.com/"&gt;Stephmodo&lt;/a&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;a href="http://www.mytreeandme.com/"&gt;My Tree and Me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-4831631385187066031?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/4831631385187066031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=4831631385187066031&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4831631385187066031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/4831631385187066031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/07/modern-family-tree.html' title='A Modern Family Tree'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-354992510548124675</id><published>2010-07-06T01:08:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-06T01:13:35.709-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Miss Carlile</title><content type='html'>I've had these two songs on repeat for the past, oh, MONTH.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1R9XjqT2lLw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1R9XjqT2lLw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HlL9az9CvZc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HlL9az9CvZc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-354992510548124675?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/354992510548124675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=354992510548124675&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/354992510548124675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/354992510548124675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/07/miss-carlile.html' title='Miss Carlile'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8142376199332508909</id><published>2010-06-26T20:14:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T11:54:56.990-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'>Birthdays</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;They're just not the same without serenades from mascots, no?&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TCabsLAkQHI/AAAAAAAAAuY/TixQ7Js6DxM/s1600/Nicole%27s+birthday+song.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TCabsLAkQHI/AAAAAAAAAuY/TixQ7Js6DxM/s400/Nicole%27s+birthday+song.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487244379169243250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Super Fan &amp;amp; me at the Renegades Baseball Game&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8142376199332508909?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8142376199332508909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8142376199332508909&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8142376199332508909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8142376199332508909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/06/birthdays.html' title='Birthdays'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/TCabsLAkQHI/AAAAAAAAAuY/TixQ7Js6DxM/s72-c/Nicole%27s+birthday+song.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-5498241803468545260</id><published>2010-06-24T13:14:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-31T11:48:21.698-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Travel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hippy'/><title type='text'>Nature and I, we get along quite well</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/4730853982_dbcf470927.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/4730853982_dbcf470927.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 333px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 500px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;North Lake, Catskill Mountains, NY&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-5498241803468545260?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/5498241803468545260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=5498241803468545260&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5498241803468545260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/5498241803468545260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/06/nature-and-i-we-get-along-quite-well.html' title='Nature and I, we get along quite well'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/4730853982_dbcf470927_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-953961760729176106</id><published>2010-06-18T11:02:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:56:01.780-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art + Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hippy'/><title type='text'>Let's Colour</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uPpMWaSPt-s?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uPpMWaSPt-s?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Video via &lt;a href="http://blackeiffel.blogspot.com/"&gt;Black Eiffel&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a href="http://www.letscolorproject.com/"&gt;Let's Colour Project&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-953961760729176106?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/953961760729176106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=953961760729176106&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/953961760729176106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/953961760729176106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/06/lets-colour.html' title='Let&apos;s Colour'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2790779173972691269</id><published>2010-06-09T15:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:43:51.358-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adorbz'/><title type='text'>Yes?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="500" height="400"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bQVoAWSP7k4?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bQVoAWSP7k4?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seven things to love about this video:&lt;div&gt;1. Madison Square Park&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;2. Filmographers who go to circus school&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;3. Choreographed Dances&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;4. Great dance music&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;5. Personalized T-shirts&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;6. Public Embarrassment&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and finally,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;7. That she said yes, because talk about an awkward walk home&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2790779173972691269?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2790779173972691269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2790779173972691269&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2790779173972691269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2790779173972691269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/06/yes.html' title='Yes?'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7564442135484301177</id><published>2010-05-27T13:49:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:44:25.198-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fashion'/><title type='text'>Canvas by Lands' End</title><content type='html'>Have you heard about Canvas, Lands' End newest brand? Don't worry, I hadn't either.&lt;div&gt;Lands' End, the company I always assumed would continue to cater to those post-retirement, still using pagers kind of people, recently unveiled a new, classic brand, Canvas, that's targeted to a much, MUCH younger audience.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As the website says, Canvas provides "clothing that is rooted in function but oriented toward possibility." And I'd say that's a rather accurate statement, because although I generally ignore all functionality in my clothing choices the possibility of me buying Canvas pieces is pretty likely.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I think their pieces are simple and pretty, and the cotton tees looks as comfortable as anything.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But what do you think, would you or wouldn't you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S_66yT6MoeI/AAAAAAAAAtg/ZP8aIuXJSac/s1600/canvas.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S_66yT6MoeI/AAAAAAAAAtg/ZP8aIuXJSac/s400/canvas.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476019570429698530" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;Images via &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://canvas.landsend.com/canvas/index.html"&gt;Canvas website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7564442135484301177?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7564442135484301177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=7564442135484301177&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7564442135484301177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7564442135484301177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/05/canvas-by-lands-end.html' title='Canvas by Lands&apos; End'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S_66yT6MoeI/AAAAAAAAAtg/ZP8aIuXJSac/s72-c/canvas.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-2064548462347508624</id><published>2010-05-27T10:40:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:45:05.137-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekery'/><title type='text'>iPad, velcro and love</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=11886557&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=11886557&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/11886557"&gt;iPad + Velcro&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/user478713"&gt;Jesse Rosten&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-2064548462347508624?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/2064548462347508624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=2064548462347508624&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/2064548462347508624'/><link rel='self' 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href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S_ariVnu3cI/AAAAAAAAAtY/79PuMnRl5cc/s1600/May_12x12.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S_ariVnu3cI/AAAAAAAAAtY/79PuMnRl5cc/s400/May_12x12.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473751003523112386" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;Friends and family on Graduation Day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;After having terrible weather the days leading up to graduation weekend (try to act as if you're surprised, please) the clouds cleared and the sun came out for graduation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So to the person who payed off Mother Nature, I thank you times a million.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img 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title='Graduation'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S_ariVnu3cI/AAAAAAAAAtY/79PuMnRl5cc/s72-c/May_12x12.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7878842325883754176</id><published>2010-05-20T18:02:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:48:47.684-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>Cosmic Love</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gMq3hRLDD0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gMq3hRLDD0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Miss Florence, I think you are just a gem.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7878842325883754176?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7878842325883754176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Photo via Skidmore Photography&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There's something about moving that's made me want to clean and organize everything in my life, my computer included. And that's where I found this gem from my sister's wedding, two years ago.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now when I try to explain to my friends the different personalities my sisters and I have, I can just show them this.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8039090080346385727?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8039090080346385727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8039090080346385727&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8039090080346385727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8039090080346385727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/05/spring-cleaning.html' title='Spring Cleaning'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S-H80gcRdLI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/vq5Am7W1G78/s72-c/IMG_5348.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-9088617162820146548</id><published>2010-04-27T20:14:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:50:59.460-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><title type='text'>The Avett Brothers</title><content type='html'>Look Amy, a cello! In a band!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/abQRt6p8T7g?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/abQRt6p8T7g?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="306"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-9088617162820146548?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/9088617162820146548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=9088617162820146548&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9088617162820146548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/9088617162820146548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/04/avett-brothers.html' title='The Avett Brothers'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-100107146485217054</id><published>2010-04-22T21:22:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:52:44.903-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hippy'/><title type='text'>Earth Day 2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S9D2fkkIlII/AAAAAAAAAqs/iEujLXgHo1w/s1600/Picture+3.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S9D2fkkIlII/AAAAAAAAAqs/iEujLXgHo1w/s400/Picture+3.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463137370252022914" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;Image via &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/i_travel_east/3465535088/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;flickr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Have a lovely Earth Day!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;And go ahead and recycle that can you were about to throw in the trash.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Yes, that one. Put it in the recycling.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Thanks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-100107146485217054?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/100107146485217054/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=100107146485217054&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/100107146485217054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/100107146485217054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/04/earth-day-2010.html' title='Earth Day 2010'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S9D2fkkIlII/AAAAAAAAAqs/iEujLXgHo1w/s72-c/Picture+3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-1832455789231680731</id><published>2010-04-21T21:59:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:53:07.512-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fashion'/><title type='text'>H&amp;M Spring 2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S9D0CCcceLI/AAAAAAAAAqk/WonAYqM9PSg/s1600/Picture+1.png" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S9D0CCcceLI/AAAAAAAAAqk/WonAYqM9PSg/s400/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463134663853504690" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;Image via &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hm.com/us/#/eyemag/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:x-small;"&gt;H&amp;amp;M Spring 2010&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;The "Around The World" spread from H&amp;amp;M's Spring 2010 Magazine, shot by Andreas Sjödin, is spectacular. I'm so glad they've gone from a catalogue feel to a more editorial-type magazine.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Mainly because it's an even better way for me to get my H&amp;amp;M fix in between my visits home.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-1832455789231680731?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/1832455789231680731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=1832455789231680731&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1832455789231680731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/1832455789231680731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/04/h-spring-2010.html' title='H&amp;M Spring 2010'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S9D0CCcceLI/AAAAAAAAAqk/WonAYqM9PSg/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-8406865521761734735</id><published>2010-04-21T18:48:00.015-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T10:54:01.369-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geekery'/><title type='text'>Web site, website and other items you've never cared about</title><content type='html'>There were some big announcements made last week. Big enough I made sure to tweet about them. And I think you and I both know I only tweet about very important, pertinent things.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S8-CNwya6jI/AAAAAAAAAqU/1Vz8Igf4--I/s1600/Picture+2.png" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 70px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S8-CNwya6jI/AAAAAAAAAqU/1Vz8Igf4--I/s400/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462728045969992242" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not likely to mean anything to you, but the announcement regarding the newest edition of the Associated Press Stylebook is a bit like, well, a bit like an announcement that communication professionals everywhere would get excited about. Yeah, just like that.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The AP Stylebook is called the "journalist's bible," and rightfully so. It gives guidelines on word usage, appropriate writing methods and just about everything in between. Most of the world doesn't even know about AP Style, nor care, but for those who do it's pretty important. It can mean the difference between Seven PM and 7 p.m., fundraiser and fund-raiser and "more than" or "over" (7 p.m.; fund-raiser; "more than" always refers to amounts and "over" to spacial relationships).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You see, for years journalists and writers alike have bickered about words. That's what us communications people do. We communicate. About how much we hate words we use to communicate. It's completely rational, I know. Anyway, we bicker, and there's been one word in particular that a lot of people have been on the fence about: Web site. Or is it Website, or maybe even website?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That's the problem right there. It's a simple difference but those differences are why I think I may be going gray (grey, gray?!) early. Originally Web site was the proper usage for a page on the World Wide Web. But time changes language and no one calls it the World Wide Web anymore, leaving many feeling like they were using an outdated version of the word. So for quite some time there have been rogue writers changing their usage of the word to a one-word, lowercase version and it seems as though it finally caught enough attention to make a change. And applause around the world ensued.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-8406865521761734735?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/8406865521761734735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=8406865521761734735&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8406865521761734735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/8406865521761734735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/04/web-site-website-and-other-items-youve.html' title='Web site, website and other items you&apos;ve never cared about'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVSNoQ0DBwE/S8-CNwya6jI/AAAAAAAAAqU/1Vz8Igf4--I/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875411744469144182.post-7511866945815548974</id><published>2010-04-09T01:23:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-09T01:51:06.135-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Official Bucketlist</title><content type='html'>Look! I'm writing! No more videos, at least for a little while.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In February, during a basketball game of all places, a roommate, a friend and some others finally came to the realization that we were all leaving in a few months, going our own separate ways. One was applying to graduate programs, one was getting ready to teach and her husband to apply for jobs, one just wanted to go someone to speak spanish, and the other had yet to make up her mind about the future. But all agreed they really should make the most of their time. Not by spending their days studying away, although they did study, Mom, but to spend their time doing other things. All the things they thought of doing, wanted to do, or hadn't even thought of doing yet. It wasn't that they hadn't done anything fun during the earlier few years, because let me tell you they did. But occasionally more important things take precedence and the next thing you know, it's senior year and you still haven't been to Preston Senior H.S.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So then and there they decided those things ought to be done. Yes, all of those things. In three months. And thus began the Official Bucketlist.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now it's April and time is running out. Please keep in mind some of the items on said Bucketlist weren't accomplished, which they were very sad about, and there are still some to finish, but there are quite a few finished. And that, my friends, has made this last year pretty great.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Official Bucketlist wasn't terribly long, but long enough that an all-in-one post would be a bit overwhelming to share. That and it buys some time to finish the last few things on the list. So during the next few weeks leading up to graduation you get to join in on the Bucketlist fun and I'll be sharing what we did.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And Blogworld, just as a teaser, milking cows, NCAA basketball and a white limousine are just a few, so GET PUMPED. Or don't.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/875411744469144182-7511866945815548974?l=sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/feeds/7511866945815548974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=875411744469144182&amp;postID=7511866945815548974&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7511866945815548974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/875411744469144182/posts/default/7511866945815548974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2010/04/official-bucketlist.html' title='The Official Bucketlist'/><author><name>Nicole</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07881530997595434418</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNZx2tCqL-o/TjtNTXbiIwI/AAAAAAAABAs/3bvBya9CcA8/s220/ivorylimbs.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
